{"id":9218,"date":"2022-01-16T17:31:54","date_gmt":"2022-01-16T12:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/?p=9218"},"modified":"2025-02-24T15:49:16","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T10:19:16","slug":"best-parenting-quotes-that-are-funny-witty-inspiring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/best-parenting-quotes-that-are-funny-witty-inspiring\/","title":{"rendered":"40 Best Parenting Quotes That Are Funny, Witty & Inspiring"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Are you looking for some parenting quotes to inspire you or your kids? Or maybe you want to share some wisdom from your parents or lighten up the load of this tough job with some funny quotes. Whatever the case, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Here are some great inspiring, witty & funny parenting quotes that every parent will relate to. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parenting Quotes that Every Parent Will Relate To <\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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  1. \u201cI came to parenting the way most of us do \u2014 knowing nothing and trying to learn everything.\u201d \u2014 Mayim Bialik<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. \u201cEncourage and support your kids because children are apt to live up to what you believe of them.\u201d \u2014 Lady Bird Johnson, former First Lady of the United States<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. “There is no such thing as a perfect parent. So just be a real one.” \u2014 Sue Atkins <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n
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    1. “Being a parent is like being a superhero. Every day, you’re someone’s hero.” \u2014 Anonymous<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    2. \u201cDon’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.\u201d\u2014 Robert Fulghum<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    3. \u201cThe truth is, parenting as well as we can is always hard – really, truly, the hardest thing any of us has ever done.\u201d\u2014 Laura Markham<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    4. \u201cFirst babies have the often-unenviable task of turning people into parents.\u201d\u2014 Penelope Leach<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    5. \u201cI don\u2019t know what\u2019s more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you\u2019re doing.\u201d\u2014 Jim Gaffigan<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    6. “Children are like little bundles of hope and joy, teaching us to love boundlessly and unconditionally.” \u2014 Anonymous<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    7. “As your kids grow up, they may forget what you said, but they won’t forget how you made them feel.”\u2014 Kevin Heath<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    8. \u201cPeople who say they sleep like a baby usually don\u2019t have one.\u201d\u2014 Leo Burke.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    9. “Having kids is like living in a zoo \u2013 every day is an adventure, and you never know what you’re going to see next!” \u2014 Anonymous<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n
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      1. \u201cI feel very blessed to have two wonderful, healthy children who keep me completely grounded, sane and throw up on my shoes just before I go to an awards show just so I know to keep it real.\u201d \u2014 Reese Witherspoon, actress<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      2. \u201cChildren have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.\u201d \u2014 James Baldwin <\/li>\n\n\n\n
      3. “Parenting is like trying to juggle while baking a cake and solving a puzzle \u2013 all at the same time!” \u2014 Anonymous<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      4. \u201cWhen your children are teenagers, it\u2019s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.\u201d \u2014 Nora Ephron<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      5. \u201cAlways be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.\u201d \u2014 Phyllis Diller <\/li>\n\n\n\n
      6. \u201cI don\u2019t think it matters how many parents you\u2019ve got, as long as those who are around make their presence a good one.\u201d \u2015 Elizabeth Wurtzel<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      7. “Why don\u2019t kids understand their nap is not for them, but for us?” \u2014Alyson Hannigan<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      8. “My child asked me why the moon goes away each morning. I said it’s off to light up someone else’s night.” \u2014 Anonymous<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      9. \u201cHaving children just puts the whole world into perspective. Everything else just disappears.\u201d \u2014 Kate Winslet <\/li>\n\n\n\n
      10. \u201cBiology is the least of what makes someone a mother.\u201d \u2014 Oprah Winfrey<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n
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        1. “My daughter told me I looked like a pi\u00f1ata and I take that as the highest compliment.” \u2014 Mindy Kaling <\/li>\n\n\n\n
        2. \u201cA baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.\u201d \u2014 Maurice Johnston<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        3. \u201cIf you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.\u201d \u2014 Better Davis<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        4. “A mother’s arms are more comforting than anyone else’s.” \u2014 Princess Diana<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        5. \u201cThe thing about parenting rules is there aren\u2019t any. That\u2019s what makes it so difficult.\u201d \u2014 Ewan McGregor<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        6. \u201cThe only man who has stolen my heart is my son.\u201d \u2014 Sandra Bullock <\/li>\n\n\n\n
        7. \u201cI became the kind of parent my mother was to me.\u201d \u2014 Maya Angelou<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        8. “Your children are not your children, they come through you, but they are life itself, wanting to express itself.” \u2014 Wayne Dyer <\/li>\n\n\n\n
        9. \u201cThe best kind of parent you can be is to lead by example.\u201d \u2014 Drew Barrymore<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        10. \u201cParenthood\u2026it\u2019s about guiding the next generation and forgiving the last.\u201d \u2014 Peter Krause<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n
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          1. “You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” \u2014 Franklin P Adams <\/li>\n\n\n\n
          2. \u201cThe point of parenting isn\u2019t to have all the answers before we start out but instead to figure it out on the go as our children grow, because as they do, so will we.\u201d \u2014 Bridgett Miller<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          3. \u201cParents with their words, attitudes, and actions possess the ability to bless or curse the identities of their children.\u201d \u2014 Craig Hill.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          4. The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice.\u201d \u2014 Peggy O\u2019Mara<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          5. \u201cParenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math.\u201d\u2014 Amber Dusick.

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          6. \u201cI thought I\u2019d never be that annoying person, but as soon as Winnie was born, I was showing iPhone snaps to a cab driver.\u201d \u2014 Jimmy Fallon <\/li>\n\n\n\n
          7. “Being a parent is like trying to fly a kite in a windstorm \u2013 exciting, unpredictable, and always an adventure!” \u2014 Anonymous<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          8. Don\u2019t compare your child to others. There is no comparison between the sun and the moon. They shine when it\u2019s their time.\u201d\u2014 Unknown<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

            We hope the above quotes resonate with all the parents, new & old. Have a parenting quote of your own to share? Write to us at help@splashlearn.com<\/a> and we\u2019d love to feature it on our socials! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

            Parenting quotes are sure to help you in your amazing ride of parenthood which is full of excitement. Read on because you’d definitely relate to them! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":31643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ub_ctt_via":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[548],"class_list":{"0":"post-9218","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-quotes"},"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/best-parenting-quotes-that-are-funny-witty-inspiring.jpg","author_info":{"display_name":"Amy Paige","author_link":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/author\/amy-paige\/"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9218"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39149,"href":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9218\/revisions\/39149"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splashlearn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}