- Counting & Number Jokes for a Whole-some Prime Time
- Multiplication & Division Jokes for Cheerful Times
- Pi Jokes to Double the Fun by 3.14xxxxxxx
- Shapes Jokes to Help Figure Out the Math Form
- Algebra & Geometry Jokes to Make Calculus Liveli-lus
- Addition & Subtraction Jokes to Take Away Math Blues
- Money Jokes to Add in the Silly Fund
- Fraction & Decimal Jokes for a Full Portion of Laughter
- Math Puns to Make Math Fun!

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Counting & Number Jokes for Kids

Multiplication & Division Jokes

Pi Jokes

Shapes Jokes

Algebra & Geometry Jokes

Addition & Subtraction Jokes

Money Jokes

Fraction & Decimal Jokes

Math Puns

## Counting & Number Jokes for a Whole-some Prime Time

**What is odd?**Every alternate number!**Why was 10 was very happy when 2 was not around?**Because 10 finally 8.**Are monsters good at math?**Not unless you Count Dracula.**7 asked 9, ‘Looks like you have put on some weight?’**9 replied ‘Yeah, I rounded up.’**What are ten things you can always count on?**Your fingers.**If I had six oranges in one hand and four apples in the other hand what would I have?**Really big hands!**What are three types of people in the world?**Those who can count, and those who can’t.**There are 36 sheep. Why did the shepherd count 40?**He rounded them up.-
**An odd man was to do eight jobs, why did he only do 4?**He only did jobs 1, 3, 5, and 7. **What is the solution to any equation?**Multiply both sides by zero.**Why is 69 so scared of 70?**Because once they fought, and 71.**Which numbers just won’t sit still?**Roamin’ numbers.**What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?**

The odd couple, also because 7 is in its prime.**Why do teens travel in a group of three or five or seven?**Well, because they can’t even!**What seems odd?**The numbers that cannot be divided by two.

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## Multiplication & Division Jokes for Cheerful Times

**Why are multiplication and division always right?**Because they have facts.**Which****tool is best suited for mathematics?**Multi-pliers.**A teacher asked her student “Why are you doing math on the floor?**” The student answered, “You told us not to use any tables!”**What do you get when you multiply a New York City landmark by itself?**Times Square.**What do you get when multiplication, division, addition, and subtraction don’t shower for a month?**The Odor of Operations.**What kind of math was Jesus the best at?**Cross multiplication.**Swimmers love one kind of math more than all others, what is it?**Dive-ision!**The minus sign tried to explain to the plus sign how multiplication works,**…but he only understood sum of it.**Why did the girl always wear glasses when doing math?**It improved her di-vision!**Why did John have trouble memorizing multiplication tables**? Because times were difficult.

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## Pi Jokes to Double the Fun by 3.14xxxxxxx

**Why shouldn’t you be afraid of advanced math?**Because it is as easy as a pi.**What is a math teacher’s favorite snake?**A pi-thon.**What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?**Pumpkin Pi!**What would happen when Pi is fighting with an imaginary number?**“Get real,” Pi said. “Be rational,” the imaginary number said.**What do you get when you divide the circumference of the sun by its diameter?**Pi in the sky.- Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you? It’s as easy as pi!
**Why should you never start a conversation with Pi?**Because it’ll just go on and on forever.

## Shapes Jokes to Help Figure Out the Math Form

**Why did the square fail its exam?**Because of 2D.**Why is circle an intelligent shape?**Because it has 360 degrees.**Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?**Because it’s never right!**Why does nobody talk to circles?**Because there is no point.**Why did the triangle make the basketball team?**It always made three-pointers.

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## Algebra & Geometry Jokes to Make Calculus Liveli-lus

**Anne’s brother likes algebra a lot**, that’s why she calls him algebro.**60 degrees is such****Why are 60 degrees and 30 degrees proud of their child 90 degrees**? Because it is always right.**Who’s the king of the pencil case?**“The ruler!”**Which knight created the round table?**“Sir Cumference!”**If you’re cold, go to the corner of the room**. It’s 90 degrees there!**Do you know which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?**Geometry!**It’s so sad to think that parallel lines have so much in common**…but they’ll never be able to meet!**Do you know who invented algebra?**An x-pert.**Dear Algebra, stop trying to find your x.**They’re never coming back — don’t ask y.**Where did the geometry teacher go on vacation?**Who knows? All I know is that she’s polygon.**Why is math hated by plants?**Because their roots get squared.**Why are math nerds and teachers great dancers?**Because they know their algo-rythm**Why is it hard to drink water that has eight ice cubes?**It is two cubed.**What did the confused kid say when he was asked what is 2n + 2n?**It sounds 4n to me.

## Addition & Subtraction Jokes to Take Away Math Blues

**Why do math teachers like ‘+’?**Because it got SUM moves.**The minus sign was talking to the positive sign. The minus sign asked, “Are you sure I make a difference?”**and the other sign said “I’m positive!”**No matter how big or small, you can make a difference**. It’s called subtraction.**What’s the best way to get a mat**h tutor? An add!**How do you make seven even?**Subtract the “S.”- Wha
**t happens when you keep missing math class?**It really starts to add up. **Ladies and gentlemen, my next song is entitled ‘Subtraction’.**Take it away.**Which is the favorite season of a math number?**Sum-mer.**I’ve decided to become a math teacher, but I’m only going to teach subtraction.**I just want to make a difference.**Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.**Dark, isn’t it?

## Money Jokes to Add in the Silly Fund

**Why did the quarter not roll down the hill along with the nickel?**Because the quarter had more cents!**How are a dollar and the moon similar?**They both have four quarters!**Where does the frog put its money?**In the river bank, of course!**If money starts to grow on trees, what season would everyone love?**Fall.**How can one become rich by eating?**By eating fortune cookies.**Why did the student eat his dollar bill?**His mother told him it was for lunch**What did the dollar name its daughter?**Penny.**What kind of money do elves use?**Jingle Bills.**Where can a fish borrow money?**From a loan shark.**Why does the quarter get in less trouble than the dime?**Because it has more cents.

## Fraction & Decimal Jokes for a Full Portion of Laughter

**A decimal number told a whole number**“There is no POINT in talking to you.”**If 1/2 and 0.5 were siblings, who would be older?**No one, because they are twins!**If a whole number and a fraction had a baby, who would it be?**A mixed number.**7 was standing on the shoulders of 5 and fell off, you know why?**Because that is so improper!**A kid said to his math teacher:**To show you how good I am at fractions, I only did half my homework!**Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?**Because she would have to convert.**There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…**But only a fraction would understand.**Why do numerators and denominators disagree?**They’ve drawn a line.**Which king loved fractions?**Henry the ⅛.**I don’t get the point of decimals.**I’m more partial to fractions

## Math Puns to Make Math Fun!

**The English book asked the Math book why he was so sad?**You know what he said. “Because I have so many problems.”**What did the spelling book say to the math book?**“I know I can count on you!”**What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?**Mothematics.**How do you make time fly?**Throw a clock out the window!**Why is math considered to be codependent?**It relies on others to solve its problems.**When the math topper couldn’t solve an algebra problem,**it started derive-ing him mad.**What happens if a math professor spends his entire summer holiday traveling around beaches?**He becomes a tan-gent!**Old mathematicians never die.**They just disintegrate**Why don’t broken calculators have friends?**Because you can’t count on them.**Why are angles under 90 degrees the most popular?**Because they’re so acute.

Tell a few puns to kids and encourage them to think of their own puns involving words that have double meanings, such as:

Four and for

Two and to

Eight and ate

Nine and nein (the German word for “no”)

Acute and cute

Pi and pie

Sign and sine

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Math has a reputation for being boring and tiresome but with these super silly math jokes and puns, you can definitely attract kids towards the subject and share a big laugh with them!